Bow Wow!

Wonder what your dog is really thinking?! Japanese toymaker Takara claims it can get you in touch with your inner canine through its new “Bowlingual”. A radio microphone attached to your dog’s collar, and a handheld receiver “translates” his yelps, growls and whines into such phrases as “I can’t stand it”, “how boring”, and “I’m lonely”. How does it works? Samples of dog noises were collected, interpreted by animal behaviorists and stored in a doggie database, when your dog barks, the sound is beamed to the handheld and matched to the database. When in doubt, take your dog for a walk.

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